Real Life

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home,
I'm under house arrest, by Wife
.
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I
go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
.
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always
feel like an employee, by wife
.
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg
for Justice, by wife.